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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:59
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
Something Really Strange Happens When I Orgasm. Make It Stop. - Slate Magazine
No way
Still no good.
Still no good
Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Jury In Harvey Weinstein Rape Retrial Set To Start Deliberations Wednesday – Update - Deadline
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Brain ‘Reset Wave’ May Explain How ECT Rapidly Relieves Depression - Neuroscience News
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
It turns out weather on other planets is a lot like on Earth - The Washington Post
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
100,000 EVs Will Retire This Year. What Will Happen To Their Batteries? - InsideEVs
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Enhanced Box Score: Nationals 2, Cubs 0 – June 4, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes